Monthly Archives: June 2009
WANK OFF & DIE, WEEKLY: MAFIA JUNGLE YOGURT
I used to love sticky soft-serve that feigned health benefits, mainly because my mother never let me attack the ice-cream truck, but also because I became a model. Arriving in New York a few years ago I was introduced to Tasti-D-Lite, apparently free of everything except the charge to your wallet. Dairy-free, sugar-free, lactose-free, gluten-free, [...]
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MICHELANGELO RUINED PLENTY OF MARBLE
Ah! I’m so glad you are all loving Summer, Fall, Summer. So I scribe on furiously bent mad over my manuscript in a flurry of computer keys and pauses… Because as any artist knows:
“She was in the tradition of the artist, and artists seldom operate on Eastern Standard Time. Sometimes the well is full; oftentimes [...]
TRIPPING
While I’ve been in Los Angeles, biding my time working and loving my man – I’ve been reminiscing a lot about my last road trip, especially since part of it was taken with one of the directors here at The Masses, who soaked with Gem and I in the cliffside hot springs of Esalen, while [...]
RED ROOSEVELT
Last night we visited Hotel Roosevelt, where Marilyn Monroe once lived, and partook in the first invitation only outdoor screening, presented by Rose McGowan in conjunction with The Masses. By the pool!
We saw Gentleman Prefer Blondes, which reminded me of my sister and I laying in my Nanna’s house, loving ‘Bye Bye Baby’ so much [...]
JITTERBUG JACKHAMMERS FOR TINSELTOWN
All day long in Los Angeles all that happens is that Valets wait, gas is trickled, cars are hummed, roads are baked, birds are dead, women are waxed. Burgers and hot dogs and frozen yogurt are each forked, spooned and fed. Billboards are televisions and all homes are bolt-locked; Bel-Air security fully shocked. Infrequent taxis [...]
OLD ACQUAINTANCES
From the land of Danny Robert’s blog, I have recently written;
“Dearest fans, watchers, readers, lovers, writers, painters and animal friends,
Danny and I are back in collaboration and having a marvelous time in his studio once again. We have rummaged through cupboards to find Italian cafetiers to make extra strong coffee, of which one sip is [...]
BANDWAGON
I can’t believe I succumbed. But I had to do it – Danny Roberts told me to. And he’s so adorable, you just believe any and everything he says, especially when he talks about CEOs and lots of impressive businessy things.
It starts with a T, it is going to make my email inbox go beserk, [...]
NEVER WILL SAY GOODBYE