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WANK OFF & DIE, WEEKLY: MAFIA JUNGLE YOGURT

I used to love sticky soft-serve that feigned health benefits, mainly because my mother never let me attack the ice-cream truck, but also because I became a model. Arriving in New York a few years ago I was introduced to Tasti-D-Lite, apparently free of everything except the charge to your wallet. Dairy-free, sugar-free, lactose-free, gluten-free, [...]
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THAT’S HOW IT STARTED

Is it not true that this is my blog and I am permitted to write what I chose on it? I have no time for waiting and wondering what it is I am allowed to do in my life and what I am not. I am tired of trying to perceive what other people want, [...]
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MY GOOD FRIENDS, WOMEN

Something cool called ‘Women of a Certain Age’ for all the friends with babies to feed, babies to be born, chins to keep high, niceties to dole out like some backwards soup kitchen for the rich (that’s how I feel sometimes –Give to the rich, take from the poor.) BUT at the end of the [...]
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CLUB OF POISON IVY

Due to popular demand and following on from my concurrently expanding page titled More Wanky Things to Avoid, I am embarking on a weekly embargo of documentation concerning whatever I find to be seriously wanky. It is called Wank Off & Die, Weekly, or if you prefer “W&D Weekly.” You can tune in weekly on [...]
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New York.

These smells, the sunlight, the water crushing and crashing the ripples that cool people’s fingertips as they throw their pennies down. A sepia kind of sunlight: The smell of cigarette smoke and burning juices, meat juices, dry pretzels stacked on metal cookers that line these newspapered, tar jammed streets. Smoke comes from all the little Sabrett [...]
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