DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH PLASTIC

A wise tree once told me, ‘Do not associate with plastic.”

I found out today that 40 million plastic bottles are thrown away every day in the USA alone. That freaks me out. I don’t know about you, but 40 MILLION…………………A DAY? That is fucked up, and so unreally unbelievable, that I’m sure a lot of people brush it aside, like their own trash and plastic.

I once also heard someone refer to the substance as SATAN’S RESIN. You might think I am jumping on the plastic bandwagon about recycling here, but in truth, I have been on this bandwagon for a long time (Bandwagons = Fun!) Because way down in Australia, we have giant recycling bins: 120, 140 or 240 litres…. Now that’s a lot of space we give to recycling. Why in (literally) God’s name, do the American’s think it is okay to package and repackage all of their packaging, so that everything is packaged into Satanistic compartments like cow fetuses still encapsulated in their own cauls?

Well………… no use complaining. In all honesty, I want to smack the US on the back of its head (where is that – Alaska?) and wake it up. Why is everyone so asleep? Why is everyone so gigantic (baseball shaped)? Why is everyone so wasteful? Why are the taps still running? Why don’t you have dual flushing?

Like I say, no use complaining. Here is what to do about Satan’s resin. Everyone should take heed and disown plastic from their vicinities.

If it really is the dissolution of the devil himself: DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH PLASTIC

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2 Comments

  1. AB
    Posted December 17, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    We don’t have a recycling bin at my job and I find it infuriating how people so thoughtlessly just throw out their water and soda bottles. Why are people so complacent? I started picking them out of the trash and take them home to recycle. I know it’s not much, but at least it’s something.

  2. AB
    Posted December 17, 2009 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    We don’t have a recycling bin at my job and I find it infuriating how people so thoughtlessly just throw out their water and soda bottles. Why are people so complacent? I started picking them out of the trash and take them home to recycle. I know it’s not much, but at least it’s something.

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